Give him a rapping name… 21 SAUSAGE. MIKE WILL ATE IT. WIZ FAJITA. MEEK MEAL. NOTORIOUS P.I.G. CHIEF BEEF. ASAP ROCKY ROAD. ENTREE 3000
20 Years Difference… 1998: • Don’t get into strangers’ cars • Don’t meet people from the Internet. 2017: • Literally summon strangers from the Internet to get into their car.
Hmm, just as I suspected. You can’t afford to keep the dog…
When you accidentally touch your sense of humour
So I was in the shop and saw a man throwing milk and cheese about. I looked at him and thought “how dairy”
When you wake up needing another 8-15 hours sleep, but you’ve gotta get ready for work
How is my dad completely immune to the black and white filter
Some girls get beaten up by their boyfriends and stick around saying “I see something in him” like WTF you see??? A rematch?
Julius Caesar pencil holder