When you drive past your job on your day off
This is the future vegans want
I have a dream that one day little black boys and little white boys will come together to tell you to go f*ck yourself.
I knew that the car we used to draw in kindergarten does exist.
A cat…. within a cat….. catception
This is the real Bermuda Triangle
When your mom parks the car illegally then says “I’ll be back in 5 minutes”
Customer: Are you mixed? Coworker: You saying I’m too pretty to be all black? Customer: First of all nobody even said you was pretty. LMAOO
My mama really had me out here looking like I sold bootleg liquor smh
I’d trust this monkey with my car