When you wake up needing another 8-15 hours sleep, but you’ve gotta get ready for work
Is Disney still looking for actors for Aladdin? I might not be jasmine, but I’d make a good carpet considering everyone walks all over me.
When your hand falls asleep:
Do you ever start replying to a message, then pause and think “I don’t even have to explain myself” and delete everything
When the conversation is dying and you’re out of ideas on how to save it
You remember this lady in her viral Internet video, “ain’t got time for that?” Well, she beat her drug addiction, she’s clean now.
2002 was weird. Kelly Rowland texted her BF via Microsoft Excel and got mad cuz he didn’t text back