When you wake up in the morning and it feels like you might have actually gotten some rest
How it feels when you first get paid then 45mins later after you paid all your bills…
Yall tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? Boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
When you wake up needing another 8-15 hours sleep, but you’ve gotta get ready for work
Is Disney still looking for actors for Aladdin? I might not be jasmine, but I’d make a good carpet considering everyone walks all over me.
When your hand falls asleep:
Do you ever start replying to a message, then pause and think “I don’t even have to explain myself” and delete everything
When the conversation is dying and you’re out of ideas on how to save it
You remember this lady in her viral Internet video, “ain’t got time for that?” Well, she beat her drug addiction, she’s clean now.