When you wake up in the morning and it feels like you might have actually gotten some rest
This is the real Bermuda Triangle
Yall tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? Boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
When you wake up needing another 8-15 hours sleep, but you’ve gotta get ready for work
When there ain’t a damn thing I wanna eat in the fridge but I just stare and stare… hoping that something appears
Is Disney still looking for actors for Aladdin? I might not be jasmine, but I’d make a good carpet considering everyone walks all over me.
When your hand falls asleep:
You remember this lady in her viral Internet video, “ain’t got time for that?” Well, she beat her drug addiction, she’s clean now.