When you wake up in the morning and it feels like you might have actually gotten some rest
When you drive past your job on your day off
This is the future vegans want
Oh no, somebody spilled all of their puppies
How it feels when you first get paid then 45mins later after you paid all your bills…
I have a dream that one day little black boys and little white boys will come together to tell you to go f*ck yourself.
How you and your friend look at each other when someone is lying
If you spot this guy, call police. U.S. Marshals are looking for him & he may have been in Hampton Roads… If I spot this guy imma mind my f*cking business.
From the first day of kindergarten to college move in. Thank you dad.
Obama is the ex that shows up after hearing things aren’t working out