I have a dream that one day little black boys and little white boys will come together to tell you to go f*ck yourself.
Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he’s not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room
Customer: Are you mixed? Coworker: You saying I’m too pretty to be all black? Customer: First of all nobody even said you was pretty. LMAOO
I always thought one of my managers was lowkey racist bc he never makes eye contact, avoids talking to me, and immediately leaves whenever I walk into the room. But I found his IG and apparently the only thing he likes more than cats is thicc black women.
When your coworkers are busy kissing the boss’s ass and you’re just trying to get paid and leave
My dog kicked my girlfriend in the face and her own dog laughed
They call me ranch cause I be dressing.
When you’re getting along with your coworker then they take it too far & hit the “we should hangout outside of work”
When you came into work at 7am and worked 6 hours straight and the clock says 7:21am