From high school students to working adults, my type of friendship goals
When someone says “just be yourself”
Employer: you’re not what we look for in an employee
Me: well you’re not what I look for in an employer
Employer: t… take it back.
IF BEYONCE CAME OUT IN THE 80’s
BEYONCE’S HOME WORKOUT
To whomever has bee enjoying my coffee creamer all week Surprise!!! you’ve been drinking my BREAST MILK
Hope you’ve enjoyed. Cheers!
P.S. It’s organic. So no worries :)
When u know u f*cked up at work and ur manager asks u about it and u pretending it’s surprising to you
Me if my school burned down
Employer: Can u stop quoting Journey during our interview
Employer: So tell me a little about yourself
Me: I’m just a small town girl-
Employer: GET OUT
When all ur friends are in relationships
When you start a new job and everyone already has their cliques.