My mom be cutting up fruit & bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. Thats when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much
How broke are yall… I dumped my Hot Pockets guts onto my ramen noodles to make spaghetti and used the crust as garlic bread.
Mans put an optical illusion in a f*cking haircut. This man won the barber game. Wow… I’m having a hard time visually processing this.
Girls on Instagram taking artsy pics like
“Sir, OJ Simpson is downstairs. He says he wants to talk about the album”
When your girl slaps you awake holding your unlocked phone.
Give him a rapping name… 21 SAUSAGE. MIKE WILL ATE IT. WIZ FAJITA. MEEK MEAL. NOTORIOUS P.I.G. CHIEF BEEF. ASAP ROCKY ROAD. ENTREE 3000
20 Years Difference… 1998: • Don’t get into strangers’ cars • Don’t meet people from the Internet. 2017: • Literally summon strangers from the Internet to get into their car.
When you accidentally touch your sense of humour