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Funny Quotes Category

Collection of funny, hilarious and amusing quotes, sayings and phrases from around the web.

Food Feud: Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? There’s one simple reason why a hot dog is not a sandw ...
Food Feud: Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? There’s one simple reason why a hot dog is not a sandwich. Because without the bread, IT IS STILL A HOT DOG.
Robert Mugabe Quotes… “Dating Many Girls is just a way of Confusing your Enemies fro ...
Robert Mugabe Quotes… “Dating Many Girls is just a way of Confusing your Enemies from Attacking your main Girl. But ladies will not Understand This Strategy”.
When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.
When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.
But seriously, though – Some of you people need to go to church. I don’t want you in ...
But seriously, though – Some of you people need to go to church. I don’t want you in hell with me.
I bet Eve counted Adam’s ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.
I bet Eve counted Adam’s ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.
Feeling like you re having an out-of- body experience every time you’re forced to eave a v ...
Feeling like you re having an out-of- body experience every time you’re forced to eave a voicemail.
Things me and my laptop have in common: – Slow – Difficult to wake up from sleep  ...
Things me and my laptop have in common: – Slow – Difficult to wake up from sleep – Struggles to complete basic tasks
Mad annoying when someone actually takes a good pic of you and you ask them to send it and they& ...
Mad annoying when someone actually takes a good pic of you and you ask them to send it and they’re like later… Why you holding my pic hostage?
Nowadays there’s too many people in a relationship: I man, I woman, 2 exes some fake frien ...
Nowadays there’s too many people in a relationship: I man, I woman, 2 exes some fake friends hoping it ends.
Don’t ask girls why they use so many brushes for makeup they’ll be like, “Was  ...
Don’t ask girls why they use so many brushes for makeup they’ll be like, “Was Mona Lisa painted with one brush?” No

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