Robert Mugabe Quotes… “Dating Many Girls is just a way of Confusing your Enemies from Attacking your main Girl. But ladies will not Understand This Strategy”.
When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.
But seriously, though – Some of you people need to go to church. I don’t want you in hell with me.
I bet Eve counted Adam’s ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.
Feeling like you re having an out-of- body experience every time you’re forced to eave a voicemail.
Mad annoying when someone actually takes a good pic of you and you ask them to send it and they’re like later… Why you holding my pic hostage?
Nowadays there’s too many people in a relationship: I man, I woman, 2 exes some fake friends hoping it ends.
Don’t ask girls why they use so many brushes for makeup they’ll be like, “Was Mona Lisa painted with one brush?” No