When you drive past your job on your day off
I have a dream that one day little black boys and little white boys will come together to tell you to go f*ck yourself.
Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he’s not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room
My dog kicked my girlfriend in the face and her own dog laughed
They call me ranch cause I be dressing.
When someone says “just be yourself”
Me if my school burned down
When all ur friends are in relationships
Had to do a double-take on this office chair