When you drive past your job on your day off
Customer: Are you mixed? Coworker: You saying I’m too pretty to be all black? Customer: First of all nobody even said you was pretty. LMAOO
I always thought one of my managers was lowkey racist bc he never makes eye contact, avoids talking to me, and immediately leaves whenever I walk into the room. But I found his IG and apparently the only thing he likes more than cats is thicc black women.
When your coworkers are busy kissing the boss’s ass and you’re just trying to get paid and leave
When you’re getting along with your coworker then they take it too far & hit the “we should hangout outside of work”
Employer: you’re not what we look for in an employee
Me: well you’re not what I look for in an employer
Employer: t… take it back.
IF BEYONCE CAME OUT IN THE 80’s
BEYONCE’S HOME WORKOUT
When u know u f*cked up at work and ur manager asks u about it and u pretending it’s surprising to you
Employer: Can u stop quoting Journey during our interview
Employer: So tell me a little about yourself
Me: I’m just a small town girl-
Employer: GET OUT
When you start a new job and everyone already has their cliques.