When you drive past your job on your day off
I always thought one of my managers was lowkey racist bc he never makes eye contact, avoids talking to me, and immediately leaves whenever I walk into the room. But I found his IG and apparently the only thing he likes more than cats is thicc black women.
When your coworkers are busy kissing the boss’s ass and you’re just trying to get paid and leave
When you’re getting along with your coworker then they take it too far & hit the “we should hangout outside of work”
When you came into work at 7am and worked 6 hours straight and the clock says 7:21am
To whomever has bee enjoying my coffee creamer all week Surprise!!! you’ve been drinking my BREAST MILK
Hope you’ve enjoyed. Cheers!
P.S. It’s organic. So no worries :)
When you start a new job and everyone already has their cliques.
When you find out El Chapo escaped from maximum security prison 3 times & you can’t even sneak out of work early.
When you pull up to work on a Monday morning and see that one annoying prick that you’d consider doing time for